IPOD NANO!!!!!

phear it... click it...

"for it it is mine";"ours...";"yes, of course ours...";[time skip]"she's always hungry, but all she gets in nasty orkses";"and they doesn't taste very good does they precious?"; "No, not at all..."

I wish I could make links

but my computer is evil and lacks updated Internet versions, and I am therefore forced to merely copy the link and put it here and hope you can all look and see (or someone can be really nice and help me because I can't do it) because it is really tremendously funny.

http://www.getamused.com/jokes/021787.html