Things

This is what we um...did on Friday night.

• We were indeed those lawyers.
• Double gasp. Ah! Ah!
• Accurately
• Precisely
• I'm bitter...muttermutter
• Creepy symbolism--gasp
• I don't know, Douglas, where did Sherlock Holmes go to school?
• 75% of cannibals agree, vegetarians do taste better.
• Rootbeer+nose= hurts.
• Glitter
• Goggles are spiffy.
• A whole new world...
• Do you have candy?
• Your mom is naked. In bed.
• Falingoes.
• You're dead now.
• Come here bunny...
• OW! Stupid rabbit.
• Uhm, Ushi, she's eating your shirt.
• Meg's been trying to bite my leg for fifteen minutes now...
  
• Pigtails
• But if you were to hit that lightswitch with some arrows--which would be fun...
  
• Evil wrestler fingernails.
• And he was all sticky...
• My bunny is better
• No! Don't!
• It even tastes oddly-colored
  
• Fare thee well, eyebrows
• You spell 'honor' like a Brit!
• There's pink feathers on the floor. And in my eye.
• Meg cooties!
• My head itches
• Inferior hacky-sack...
• It's like all big and fwssh...!
• Whee, belly button, look!
• Hear that? It's a death scream. To warn the other rabbits.
• We'd have cheese. Coke-flavored cheese.
• It's wannabe cheese. A cheese poser. Le cheese poseur, as the French would say.
• Concoction: diet root beer, coke, milk, raspberry sno-cone syrup, more coke, pink seven-up (note--don't make it you might get sick)
• It has ham on it. But it has cheese! Alas, for it is not coke-flavored cheese.
• Just think: this may be the first party where I drink too much and throw up!
• Bunny looks like a squirrel. Maybe she is a squirrel in disguise.
• Neeurumpkfh
• Bunny looks like my cat. It's a squirrelcat!
• Bunny noises
• Follow the butterflies
• I didn't mean to grab your foot...
• Bunny, do you eat erasers?
• Bunny says: kkhhrrr
• It's THIS BIG!
• "That's a pretty flimsy tower." "Yes. Because it's made of styrofoam."
• Bleh...eth.
• Window...zzz...to the soul.
• Sad girl in snow!
• It's the Obligatory Love Interest. And he has no eyes.
• She faints backwards, in true Anime Girl fashion.
• You'd think after running all her life she'd be good at it.
  
• Tyler's basement, *giggle* (DIE DIE DIE)
  
• Steeples
• Now there's thumbprints on mine...no wait, that's toothpaste.
• And he's got another hat.
• You can't seduce someone without a hat.
• El sombrero de seducion
• We've raped and mowed your lawn.
• A moustache! And a pox upon it!
• They're like...Goth pirates...
• There's a bicycle. In my basement.
• I ward you off with my flashlight of doom!
• Killer silly string
• When about to be killed by a giant spider or a computer-generated ex-hobbit, always leave your sword in the cave.
• My orc-senses are tingling...
• Ventriloquist of DOOM!
• You're like hot and cool and stuff. Don't get killed. Mm, bread.
• Frodo and Sam. And Pippin, oh my!
• "Who do you make sense to?" (blink) "Arachnid!"
• I shall stab you with my butt, and you shall DIE!
• With SPIT BUBBLES!
• He's not dead yet! Just pale...and comatose...but he's getting better!
• I will fight you with my manly hobbit fists.
• Eowyn...I am your father.
• Vhen vill you vear vigs?
• If that was a marching band, can you imagine the half-time show they'd do?
• I stab you in your lack of face.
• Sexy hobbit suspenders.