Houston?

We have a problem. That mainly consists of the fact that there is only one copy of Simon Says in three counties and it is on major backorder and it will be up to six weeks before we can get a copy. Who read it in the first place and where did you get a copy, because we could abduct that copy if at all possible and use it too, because we have at least two people who need to read it before Thursday, one of which has vowed to never check anything out of the school library again. And I'm panicking, which is causing me to run on sentences. Could we maybe have a last-minute book change that is a book we have all read? It would make my life easier.