National Treasure

Summary of National Treasure:

(In the begining... There was fore-shadowing! *gasp*)
(Foreshadowing-) Oh, my paper that is old!
(Later)
[In the artic, Lots-O-Snow]
Mr. Cage: Fear me for I have to hefty snowplow-like things!
Geeky Guy: Ra-Ra! My thanks to my uber-spiffy computer skills my computer will now beep!
Computer: Beep! Beep! Beep!
Mr. Cage: Beeping what does it mean!
GG: It means that we are about to find a really old ship with dead guys in it that is covered in snow! *gasp*
Mr. Cage: Oh.
(There is much driving around in snow with large hefty snowplow-like things)
Mr. Cage: (Carring metal detector that beeps!) Mmuummf.
GG: Why are we not cold when out in the artic?
Mr. Cage's Metal Detector: Beep! Beep! Beep!
Mr. Cage: Ah-ha! At last the foreshadowing is revealed!
(Mr. Cage then whips very loose snow away from the ground)
All: *gasp*
(Mr. Cage pulls a water bottle out and squirts at the ground)
GG: It is supposed to be freezing cold out, the water in your water bottle should be frozen, savy?
Mr. Cage: Do not spoil my great moment of discovery, it is very dramatic.
*Poof!* (All of a sudden there is a frozen looking ship sitting in snow)
Mr. Cage: Wow! I didn't know snow could just disappear like that.
GG: There are these things called setup crews...
Mr. Cage: Shut up.
(Lot-O-Walking Around in cold looking ship and jumping at dead people in hammocks.)
Mr. Cage: Fear the cargo hold!
GG: Um...
(Inside the cargo hold!)
GG: Look all the barrels of gunpowder!
Mr. Cage: The gold where is the gold..
GG: Look at yon ice on the ceiling, it seems to mean nothing to the plot.
Mr. Cage: Hush. Behold yon dead guy laying on on top/beside barrel!
GG: ... (Hushed-like)
(Much pulling of dead guys hands and openings of yon barrels)
(Mr. Cage finds box wrapped in cloth in barrel beside dead guy)
Mr. Cage: Fear box all wrapped in cloth and mucked up with gunpowder!
Others: Oh, ah.
(Inside of box-thingy is plot thickener, it looks a bit like corn starch)

(Later... Still in cold looking with dead guys laying around.)
Mr. Cage: I will be impulsive and mix my blood with plot thickener!
Others: Oh, ah.
Mr. Cage: Behold la riddle! (Reads riddle)
GG: Eh..
Others: It's about prison.
Mr. Cage: No it's not.
Others: Yes it is.
Mr. Cage: Shut up.
Mr. Cage: This riddle is about many things, each of which are important to the plot. I will be smart and help out all of you so that you wouldn't have use your brains to think about it.
GG: Um.. I see conflict behind you..
Others: Well that settles that it's it to be evil!
Mr. Cage: What?
Others: Look, we have to be evil so that the will be something in this movie so that it might get good reviews, etc.
Mr. Cage: Oh. *cough, cough* Ra! Evil doers stop thy evil deeds!
Others: No.
Mr. Cage: Why not?
Others: Because we have a gun..
Mr. Cage: Remind me why I trust you..
Others: You don't, read the script.
Mr. Cage: Yeah, Anyway. Ra! Fear me because I now have a handy flare and it makes light!
Others: You flare won't last very long, ha-ha.
Mr. Cage: Flare + Gunpowder on the floor = Boom!
Others: *poke, poke*
Mr. Cage: Raaaa! (Throws flare at the floor.)
Others: Behold my motor skills! (Catchs flare before it hits the floor)
Mr. Cage: Uh-oh.
Others: Oh no! My sleeve has caught fire because of a suspense overflow! (Drops flare)
Floor: Crackle! Crackle!
Mr. Cage: Aaaaahhhh!
Other: Escape.
Mr. Cage: Not so easy escape.
Floor: Phoosh-Boom!! (ship explodes)

That's plenty of summarizing for me. If you want to know more go see the movie youself, etc., etc.